Div

A div is a dereogatory slang term for a mentally impared person derived from Neuro-divergent

(see Mong, Spaz and Retard)

"Pigeons don't even know how to make nests" said Commi3 Mark
"They're such Divs" said Piper

felted

To be felted is to be bend over by a large Canadian man who sucks on your asshole while I random cokehead wanks in the corner.

"Oh baby, he felted me!" said Sturgis