John

“Omfg, why this name, I already knew that this name makes a good friend” To be honest with you. I don’t give a shit if this is repetitive. Just spare me time to explain what this is. Of course that name probably make a good or bad friend but this name is versatile. It is used to avoid awkward noises and it makes it more funny and practical as not only it is used for jokes but no one in the whole fucking universe knows who John is

Steven: “Yo Daniel, you know John?”
Daniel: “Who is John?”
Steven: “John worry about it, mother fucker”

Alex: “Who here needs a break from all this shit?”
Troy: “John”

“Andrew, John is basically representing your life”

cyiomp

Cyiomp, now for these dumbasses dont know what this word is. It means that you are a fucking top g, It is originated from the MMA guy sex offender andrew tate and his fucking handsome ass brother tristian tate. If anyone calls you or compliments you, don't take it as an offence because that's fucking dumb. Instead, take that as a compliment because you are going on the right track.

"Pretty cyiomp mate"

"Bro you know what? Andrew tate is cyiomp, dead ass"

"Chaybon, You are cyiomp and that is not a fucking insult!"