Time in

The act of inserting a toddler back into the womb of its mother. Usually done for the duration of 10-15 minutes; an alternative form of a time out.

Doug's mother told him that if he refused to put his toys away she would give him a time in

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Tooth-Pasting

(Or simply, 'pasting') is the act in which a person puts toothpaste on the body, generally the nipples, so that it is absorbed into the bloodstream. The main ingredient causing the high is not understood, but it is an opioid derivative. This drug can easily pass through the thin skin on the nipple.

"Hey, why does it look like you're lactating?"

"I just went Tooth-pasting!"

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