Pirates Beard

When you jizz on someones chin, trim your pubes and throw them on their chin using the spunk as a glue.

Female: I love Pirates of the Caribbean
Male: In that case, come here and I'll give you a pirates beard

horlous

A word that describes the emotional state between being overly jealous, yet incredibly horny at the same time.

"I can't believe that bitch is sleeping with him. I am so jealous, but god damn does it turn me on, I am so confused!"

"It's okay my friend, you're just feeling slightly horlous"