Kaden

Kaden is a blonde haired blue eyed theatre dork that loves all of his friends. His looks are rather a hit or miss. Everyone thinks he’s gay until he starts dating the hottest girl in the school. He doesn’t care about age differences. His favorite musical is Dear Evan Hansen or Book of Mormon. All of his friends are girls and his only guy friends are confused or gay. He is such a smart boy with amazing potential!

Did that guy just get major pussy? He’s a kaden!

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Fortnite

Not to be confused with fortnight which means 14 days. A game virgins play because they’re bored of their own depressed lives. They pay attention to the game more than anyone else. You lose your girlfriend if you play unless you’re gay, because chances are every guy plays it.

“Dude, you missed out on the best party ever! I lost my virginity!”, “oh sorry I was playing fortnite.”