Jesus

Known by Christians as the Messiah, the savior; the bringer of light to the after-world of darkness.

By other Abrachamic Religions he is known merely as a prophet, bring the word of God.

Jesus is a liberal

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The Malik

A sexual position for vaginal intercourse in which the woman lays on her back with her legs onto of the mans shoulder and the man is on his knees pounding his penis deep inside. This position is key to orgasmic pleasure for a woman as it gets the penis to press against the walls of the vagina, the most sensitive part of the interior.

*WHEN A MAN IS READY TO CUM YOU WANNA MAKE SURE YOU PUT BOTH FEET ON ONE SHOULDER AND THEN YOU CAN SLIDE YOUR PENIS IN THROUGH THE SIDE OF THE VAGINA*

Man: “I’m gonna perform the Malik on you.”
Woman: “Ooh,” *gets wet*
Man: “We better use protection.”

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Richard Nixon

The man who killed President and Senators Kennedy

Joey Kennedy: “THAT BITCH-ASS RICHARD NIXON KILLED MY SON”

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Angela Merkel

Chancellor of Germany. She’s like Obama but a white woman. Elected to a fourth term, she makes white men in germany feel how black women feel in America. She also won 2018’s thickest world leader award.

I masturbate to pictures of Angela Merkel

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Kamala Harris

Vice President of the United States

Kamala Harris has been named the thickest politician

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Dick Nixon

The act of giving a hand job while in the Democratic National Committee. It’s named after US President Richard Nixon, nicknamed Dick.

Gimme a dick Nixon or else I’ll pop ya hed of

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Antivaxer

A conservative who wants their children to die

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Is not antivaxer

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