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Yet another annoying slang word that further butchers the English language. A combination of âstomachâ and âtummyâ that is used by horribly annoying teenagers that makes you wonder why they wouldnât just say âstomachâ instead
Cameron: Man, my stummyâs hurtin from losing out on those Air Jordan StockX raffles, on god homie
Steven: Can you shut the fuck up and speak like normal human being for once instead of basing your personal dictionary off the internet and TikTok? For fucks sake, this wonât make the âpopular kidsâ like you.
An Urban Dictionary page that some lonely virgins use as their personal Wattpad to write smut
For the actual definition of the word, itâs when you feel the urge to either masturbate or have sex, usually brought upon by something you find sexually attractive.
Josh: âDamn, I got hella horny when I saw Jaylin walk by with her dumptruck ass todayâ
When an employee of a company (usually the social media manager) gives an excuse for the bad decisions the company has made as directed by the company upper management.
@Bob123: Hey, why did you just double the price on your service that has only been $50 a month for the 5 years you guys have been around?
@CompanyBrandAccount: Weâre sorry that you are disappointed with these changes. Our increase in pricing is to accommodate for the changing landscape of our world due to COVID-19. We hope you understand this and we are willing to give you the best quality experience we can.
@Bob123: Thatâs it? What good corpsplain that was⦠Iâm using @OtherCompanyBrandAccountâs service instead.
Company Social Media Manager Daniel: Was that a decent response, David?
Marketing Management Leader David: Yeah, that was good. Just keep quiet from this point on, weâll handle the rest of these complaints.
Media written with the intent of shocking viewers usually through using disturbing imagery or sensitive topics but comes off as poorly done, distasteful, immature, edgy, and/or plain gross.
DudeBro: Man, did you see that one Spongebob episode where Squidward got his toenail ripped off moving his couch?
ManBro: Dude, that episode is gross. I get the close-ups and all, but that one was trying way too hard.
DudeBro: Man, that episode was some awful shock schlock.