a collection of old douches who think they know what the majority of the population wants and pass laws that donât make sense to most people
person 1: no one can agree on a solution to legal cannabis because the higher-ups donât ever know what we want
person 2: damn Congress!
The Federal Bureau of Cock Inspections is a section of the United Stated Federal Government dedicated to making sure every citizenâs cock is of desirable size, tidiness, and any other possibly desired conditions. In some cases, they may work together with the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) in order to solve federal crime cases involving penises. They are said to be more professional on average than the FBI, and can sometimes prove to be more useful. Likewise, the FBCI can provide free inspections for work or for your employees as an enterprise service. Despite the name, there are apparently other services this branch dedicated itself to, including sperm assays.
I should probably get the FBCI to come by so I donât get fired for having an unsatisfactory ding dong!