Pencilnecking

Term for a person who is balls deep in your business, in which case you’d want to snap their neck like a pencil.

This guy in the seat behind me is pencilnecking me, imma finna break his aorta.

Dragonborn

When you cup your hand and slap a girl’s vagina, pushing all your air up inside of her like a dragonborn shout.

Hey man, did you hear how loud she screamed last night?

Yeah he must’ve used the Dragonborn.

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