Dirt AIDS

When you stick your hands into a pile of dirt and get AIDS

"Oh shit! I think I just got dirt AIDS"

Call Of Duty

A shooter game full of lag server bullshit, campers, noobs, noobtubers, 360 fanboys, spammers, little kids, and hackers. Join a match and you spawn and you already get killed by a chopper gunner killing everybody in the same spawn point. You steal someone's care package and later you receive a message by the "owner of the care package" cursing you out calling you a faggot because there was a gunship inside it. You also spawn and you get killed by a random tomahawk, and then you hear people screaming and getting orgasms over the mic because of how "epic that was". You slam your console and start going super saiyan in your room and next day you go on youtube and there you are on the featured video of "Epic Tomahawk Kill across the map". Next day you play search and destroy and while you are defusing the bomb 3-3 tied and suddenly you get knifed. You and everyone else look at the ending killcam and you are getting teabagged and raped and then knifed. You kick your console and it shuts down and you turn super saiyan 9000.

*Player gets noobtubed*

Player: What the f*ck man?! I hate noobtube campers! Ima kick your ass you f*cking cheater. Ima no scope your ass so you feel embarrased you fag!

*Player turns around a corner and no scopes and misses in front of his face and then he gets knifed*

Player:.............................I quit this sh*t. Call of duty is garbage! I swear this game is garbage!

PB and Wank

When someone carefully inserts their yardstick penis into a jar of Peanut Butter and begins to hump it back and forth.

"When I get home, Im gonna do a good PB and Wank"

Optimus-Woof

Used to describe your dog when he is barking at another dog Decepticon and trying to act tough.

Dog - "Bark! Bark!"
Owner - "Hey, my dog is Optimus-Woof!"