manpon

The male equivalent of tampon, used in administering to the menses of the mangina.

"You still crying about that, Ted? Maybe it's time to change your manpon".

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moronosphere

That sector of cyberspace which is home to the slack jawed troglodytes, knuckle draggers, and hopelessly reactionary among the world's netizens.

This forum has been infiltrated by the moronosphere.

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gelmet

(noun)The helmet-like hairdo caused by the use of an excessive amount of (typically men's) hair gel.

Check out Tom's gelmet - he's definitely not getting any play tonight!

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