prepperations

any activity that is done with the intention of surviving after an apocalyptic event.

for example: massive stockpiling of so-called "assault" weapons and ammunition, buying enough food that last for months or years, various medical supplies including drugs (which will be one of the most valued commodities in the event of societal breakdown), installing alternative energy sources like solar, various fuel sources, hundreds of varieties of heirloom seeds (not GMO), etc...

the vast majority of the population doesn't believe such an event is possible, right now, hundreds of millions of americans take endless luxuries for granted, electricity, refrigerators, clean running water on tap, food on the shelves at the grocery store, prescriptions refills on demand, emergency response teams one call away..

this is exactly why "prepparations" are made, because when an endless mob of demoralized humans acting on survival instinct begin to use any and all means including unthinkable violence against others to secure resources, the "preppers" will be sitting pretty in their converted missile silos underground sipping wine and waiting it out..

i'm not worried about a zombie apocalypse, but what prepperations could possibly made against the plans of a psychopathic elite with unimaginable technologies fakes an alien invasion to usher in their one world government?

selfie-destruct

the explosion of frustration that occurs after multitudinous yet unsuccessful attempts to capture the perfect "selfie"

i was wondering why my girl was taking so long in the bathroom, but then i heard her selfie-destruct with tell-tale stomping feet and an exasperated scream.

tindrone

1) a super flaky 'person' that matches you but will not text you back no matter what sexually horrendous shit you blow their phone up with.
2) an artificial intelligence of limited intelligence that matches everyone on tinder yet will never respond to even your wittiest pick-up line.

yo, i tried hella hard to make that bitch respond but she turned out a tindrone.

date-vape

1) (noun) When you and your significant other are spending date night doing nothing but vaping, your blue vape and her pink vape, most likely at home on the couch watching netflix with your dog and cat..

2) (verb) When you're on a date and fill the silence with vaping, usually to the distain of your hot date, who doesn't appreciate the huge billowing clouds in her face.. at the table, inside the restaurant, while she's eating..

1) "honey, will you give me a foot rub? they're killing me!"

"or, better idea.. how about we engage in consensual date-vape instead?"

2) "how was your first date with mike?"

"ugh, a disaster! so, he was funny, smart, and super hot, but he date-vaped me the entire time!"

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