Tritch

1. A bitch that tries to get you smitten and actually succeeds.
2. What automatically comes out when you try to call Judge Judy a bitch, since she's a bitch and a half, in a 'God might be a Woman' kind of way.

1."That tritch Miley Cyrus is on again with her first non-disney music video. If I hear one single chuckle from you I'm gonna break your bitch ass teeth!"
2. Tritches are rumored to disguise themselves in male attire to avoid melting the bones of human males. They are impregnated with a god or goddess each time they are referred to as 'bro'.