stinky sanchez

The performer takes a finger and inserts it into their buttcrack until a healthy brown smudge is harvested. An unsuspecting victim is then carefully and quietly approached, and at the right moment the dirty digit is rubbed/smeared on the victim, in the thin space above their upper lip and below their nostrils.
The result, a brown and smelly temporary moustache, is known as the "stinky sanchez." Alternative titles include the "dirty hitler," "brown rollie" and "tom selleck."
For extra points, perform it on a sleeping victim.

My roommate Tom fell asleep on the couch, and i gave him a dirty sanchez. He woke up and walked around the house with it for a while before he looked in the mirror and started shouting.

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