junkhood

slang term for the foreskin ("junk" is a nickname for the "penis")

My junkhood is like the wrapping paper on the huge gift that I only give to worthy girls.

dick custard

1. semen
2. less often: smegma ("dick cheese")

Whoa, that dude just pumped dick custard all over his girlfriend. That's what I call a custard pie!

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