Coulthard

Used to describe someone rushing or moving too fast, like the unsuccessful Scottish racing driver

Alright chill out Coulthard

Cleckhuddersfax triangle

A triangle area drawn between Cleckheaton, Huddersfield and Halifax. Similar to the Bermuda Triangle, this area of land is a mysterious and magical land that often swallows up people and aircraft without warning.

“Where do you thing Madeline McCann is?”
“Could be in the Cleckhuddersfax triangle”