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A group (team) of possible sex partners that can be traded or changed as often as your libido does. Usually comprised of celebrities, but can also contain forbidden crushes and people way out of your league. Plus, even better than fantasy football, you can substitute players mid-game or even mid-play. You can have as many bench warmers as you choose, and you can even share players with other people's teams.
I started my favorite player, Channing Tatum, on my fantasy fuck team, but somewhere during the night, I called a substitution for Charlie Hunnam.
Droopy man boobs that, when packed into a too-tight shirt, create a uniboob across a guy's chest.
"That dude should NOT wear Under Armour shirts! It's SO tight it makes his moobs look like a Tube Moob!"
"Check out Home Boy's Tubey Moob - it looks like a uniboob sausage across his chest!"
My Mormon friend's exclamation for "Holy Shit" since she can't swear.
"Holy Shizange! You really scared me!"
Distracted shopping in Target that causes you to spend $100 on stuff you never really needed, while diverting you from your original reason for being there.
"OMG! I went to buy dog food at Target last night and got distargeted! I left with $98 worth of clearance Halloween decorations!"