calcium

calcium can also be another term for being pregnant.

mom: you have to get a WHAT?!?!
daughter: *sobbing* a calcium abortion
mom: what i want to know is how you got calcium in the first place
daughter: well, me and johnny were drinking milkshakes...and we didn't remember to use our bendy straws *starts sobbing again*

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ridin dirty

chamillionare's song
here is the properenglish version

ridin dirty

they see me rolling
they are strongly disliking
they are doing their rounds and they're trying to catch me driving with uncleanliness
trying to catch me driving with uncleanliness (x4)
my music is so loud
i am swinging
and they are hoping that they are going to catch me driving with uncleanliness
trying to catch me driving with uncleanliness (x4)

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