sticky fire hydrant

When you fuck a girl in the ass and she promptly farts, promptly spraying man juice everywhere.

I gave steve's mother the sticky fire hydrant one time and my walls never looked the same again.

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Blasphenomenal

When one blasphemes very seriously, yet the act is so awesome that it almost seems worth the eternal damnation.

"Wow, kicking that priest in the balls felt blasphenomenal."