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boxer briefs

underwear for men that's practical for providing the coverage of boxers but the support of tighty whiteys - but for metrosexual dweebs and regular guys that just want practical underwear and are clueless - that they should be man enough to wear regular boxers or just admit they can't give up briefs ('cause they're a nerd, immature, or just going with the flow) and hope no one sees them with their pants down. Yeah I wear all three-but I don't feel hot in bb's, wear briefs when my balls need a rest (and I am part dweeb), and boxers when I wanna feel manly and wear man underwear.

He felt like a nerd in tighty whiteys and he didn't like feeling his tool flop around, so he compromised with boxer briefs.

Boxer briefs are practical, but they're so middle of the road that only men too insecure to decide on boxers or briefs wear them.

by cordero1901 September 2, 2009

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