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1) Floating wreckage in the toilet after taking a crap.
2) Debris and refuse from taking a shit. Not quite solid, but not quite water.
I had the flu last week. Man, you should have seen the Ass Flotsam in the toilet.
I trusted that fart and ended up with Ass Flotsam in my underwear.
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1) A really ignorant student who makes his university look bad with his dumb fucking answers on the Wheel of Fortune.
2) A total dumb-ass.
That guy tried to solve the puzzle with "The World's fastest Can" on Wheel of Fortune. What a Dicespin.
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Someone sitting on your lap while you evacuate your bowels.
Variations include Santa Steamer with a Present which is having sex with someone in your lap while you take a shit.
Last night after a huge Mexican dinner my wife gave me a Santa Steamer.