Trickleberry

When fuzz or lint attaches to a strand of butt hair tricking someone into thinking it’s a true dingleberry. It’s primarily the color underwear worn that day or could be a multitude of colors depending on when you last washed your cornhole.

Jerry was disgusted with himself after getting his salad tossed and the girl pulled out what he thought was a dingleberry. He was relieved when she informed him it was only a trickleberry.

Mongolian Hamster Dance

Go to your local pet store and get a hamster that is proportioned to you (or your partners) asshole. Get a tube and stick it up the subjects ass and have the hamster go secure into the rumpus. After the hamster is contently within the anus, then sit on an amp and play house music. For maximum hamster moves play David Guetta or DJ Tiesto.

Hey Dan, why are you sitting on that amp and when did you get such good moves? No reason Kyle, I just got the Mongolian Hamster Dance going on.

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