pink death

to die humiliated in a hail of pink needles.

"oh no, pink death!"

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Trailer Park Priorities

When ones priorities are to own expensive, luxury items rather than to improve upon their living conditions.

Dave: Hey Bill! Did you see Joe's new Range Rover?

Bill: How did Joe buy a new Range Rover? He hasn't even had running water in his trailer for weeks!

Dave: Trailer Park priorities Bill, trailer park priorities...

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stink finger

Sticking your finger(s) in or around your anus, just enough to get a poop smell on it. Then, putting your "stink finger" up to someone else's nose, forcing them to smell the poop.

My wife came up to me when I was lying on the couch, and farted in my face. I ran after her, and gave her the stink finger.

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poodonkey

A fine gentleman with exceptional standards, charisma, and rugged good looks.

All of us ladies fawn for men like PooDonkey and despise Weeble Wobbles.

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sierra mist

when a man ejaculates into the anus (male or female), and the reciever passes gas, causing the semen to come back out of the rectum.

'man the sierra mists last night was totally uncalled for!

'wow, that sierra mist was awesome!'

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