himan

the hottest girls/guys you’ll ever have the chance of meeting. they’ll literally blow your brains out. they stay close together and won’t ever expose your secrets to anyone. they have a history of eating straws, plain, rawdogged with no sauce. if you ever meet one of these be sure to bring along a one of a kind homemade barney or teletubby figure and they’ll warm right up to you with no hesitation!!

joe: have you tried eating the himan today??

alex: giggity giggity giggity giggity giggity giggle giggle giggles