quarf

to vomit so violently as to expel air from the vagina; to simultaneoulsy "queef and "barf".

If I have to smell another one of your farts on this Wild Turkey hangover, I may quarf.

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bee dub

a moderately-to-severely deviant sexual act in which a man penetrates his partner's (usually female) mouth and vagina with as many mozzarella sticks as will fit, lubricating his penis with hazelnut spread (esp. Nutella) and engaging in anal sex with her. Then he will smear the Nutella mixture across her face, capture her in the trunk of a car, fart in the trunk and quickly shut it, typically causing the bottom to quarf (facilitate the expulsion of ALL mozzarella sticks). When done properly, the top will verbally express gratitude and admiration after the act or scene by grand compliments.

You have to be very bendy to get a bee dub in a Miata.

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