A person who is terrified to open their monthly mobile phone bill from vodafone, usually because of a fear of excess charges from trips abroad.
"Man, that Faye is such a vodafobe." "Yeah but dude she's been in europe for like two months, thats a lot of data roaming right there"
A mother papperazzi. You canât escape her. She needs that photo
Holy shit check out the Mumpap at the barbecue, sheâs chasing that toddler down
When you take your beer into the toilet when you're having a crap and continue to drink it whilst emptying your bowels. 'Winnie the Poo Beer'
Hold my beer mate I need a shit... ahhh fuck it don't worry i'lll go for a Winnie.