A mother papperazzi. You canât escape her. She needs that photo
Holy shit check out the Mumpap at the barbecue, sheâs chasing that toddler down
A person who is terrified to open their monthly mobile phone bill from vodafone, usually because of a fear of excess charges from trips abroad.
"Man, that Faye is such a vodafobe." "Yeah but dude she's been in europe for like two months, thats a lot of data roaming right there"
When you take your beer into the toilet when you're having a crap and continue to drink it whilst emptying your bowels. 'Winnie the Poo Beer'
Hold my beer mate I need a shit... ahhh fuck it don't worry i'lll go for a Winnie.