Humpty Dumpty

One partner puts an egg (uncooked, in the shell) up their butt and the couple goes on a date. If the egg breaks, the partner with the egg gives head to the other and if it doesn’t, the other partner retrieves the egg and makes breakfast (after giving head).

Hey babe, should we Humpty Dumpty tonight at the pub? Our friends will never know. Hehehhe

SMARP

S - Sexy
M - Mature
A - Advanced
R - Rat
P - Person

Nice job on that test bro, you’re a real SMARP.

She’s so fine, I think she’s a total SMARP.