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An obscure cult known as FIRST Robotics Competition. This cult involves worship of the idol known as Dean Kamen, and a sacrifice of any previous life for a month and a half each January. Their guiding principles include Coopertition and Gracious Professionalism, terms which hold great value to its members. Joining this cult requires deep dedication to the cause of building a robot and never losing your virginity.

Members of this cult are infamous for speaking a language none but them can decipher.

"We'll be attending the Colorado FRC regional this year and I'm excited to see whatever bot 1619 cooks up, last year their polycarb three-bar pneumatic intake and variable angle swurret mounted on a sideways elevator were so goofy. I remember they won champs as alliance captain in 2022, which was so cool, but they didn't even make it to the Einstein field in 2023 despite an excellent bot, the pivoting and telescoping arm was impressive but fairly standard for Charged Up. Do you think they'll be able to pull off something crazy this year and make it to Einstein again?"

"....what in the hell?"

by corvidae.carnivora December 13, 2024