denim-glover

someone who is such a prick that you just know they go home at night and masturbate with a denim glove on the jacking hand

i hate him, hes such a denim-glover

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hot carl

the act of putting seran-wrap on ones face and proceeding to take a hot steamy shit on the seran-wrap, thus letting them feel the warmth of the poo on their face.

last night was great, she loved the hot carl!!!

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