jalop

To smack or attack someone with a penis.

*thwack*
I just jaloped you!

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drunken revolver ocelot

a guy who puts smegma on his sandwiches

"darryl puts smegma on his sandwiches instead of mayonaise."

"dude darryl's a total dro"

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Mysst

An Asian dude with a fro who likes the ladies who have a wordbadonkadonk/word

Oh, and he invented the wordmasturbation-fueled car/word.

Mysst likes fat asses on his ladies. Word.

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Alabama Crab Apple

To engage in oral sex immediately after anal sex.

Yeah, I was giving this girl an Alabama Crab Apple when she sucked the stink off my pud.

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donkey kong punch

Similar to the wordDonkey Punch/word, except during climax, instead of punching the girl as hard as you can, you slam a barrel over her head.

So I was hittin' this chick up right,
and she was all into the freaky stuff right,
so I was all like "Yo, baby, let's do the donkey punch!"
But she was like "Hey, let's do something freaky--the donkey kong punch!"
Yeah. It was nice.

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