big spoon

When spooning, the partner on the inside. Generally the man, or taller partner. Used without an article. (ie, "I like being big spoon," not "I like being the big spoon")

see also ladle.

While cuddling, Jenna prefers to be big spoon.

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super mario

Nickname of professional cyclist Mario Cipollini, one of the greatest sprinters in the history of cyclist, first and only man to win 4 consecutive Tour de France stages, has the all time record for stage wins in the Giro d'Italia, former World Champ, known as much for his magnetic personality and good looks as his riding ability.

...and Super Mario takes it in the finale again! Can anyone beat him?

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snow frog

An somewhat derogatory American term a French-speaking Canadian, generally a quebecois (person from Quebec). A pretty simple etymology, really; "snow", indicating the eastern Canada's cold, perciptation-heavy winters, and "frog", a derogatory term for a Frenchman. See also quebe.

Horace: That jerk with the Quebec plates cut me off, then swore at me in French!

Eustace: Damned snow frog!

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SUV Democrat

A fairly wealthy person with Democratic (as opposed to Republican) political leanings. Often carries the connotation that their lifetsyle is not entirely in sync with the philosophy of their politics. Found in high concentrations around Aspen, Colorado and Berkeley, California.

Dick: "Look at that! Another GMC Envoy with a Kerry/Edwards bumpersticker."

Jane: "Looks like another SUV Democrat."

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Clintonian Virgin

A man or woman who claims to be a virgin, on the grounds that they've never engaged in vaginal intercourse. This is in spite of having had a great number of what Kenneth Starr would consider "sexual partners".

As opposed to technical virgin, which carries no overt implication of promiscuity, association with Bill Clinton's reputedly expansive sexual conquests makes the Clintonian Virgin something of a slut or man-whore.

Chris: Hey, did you know that chick's never had sex before?

Kevin: Yeah, but she's been around. And around. And around.

Chris: Ah - a true Clintonian Virgin.

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Janey

A novice female, generally one from the city attempting an outdoor sport. A female Joey. Generally not used as an adjective, though.

Originates with people from the greater Boston or NYC areas traveling to ski resorts in northern New England or Upstate NY, and shouting things like "Hey, Janey! Janey, hit the jump!" to each other, when they clearly have no idea what they're doing.

"Look at that freakin' Janey. I saw her out skiing this morning and she didn't make it off the Green lift once."

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plums in a basket

When a male augments a traditional moon by tucking his scrotum between his legs, creating something that vaguely resembles two flesh-colored plums in a basket.

See also: fruit salad

Kevin: Should we moon that guy in the H2 at the next stoplight?

Chris: Dude, he got the champagne-colored H2. That's worth at least plums in a basket

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