ouch

she said ouch because it was a needle dick and you missed and pricked her leg

sarcomax could fuck hank hills narrow urethra

17👍 41👎

co2 bomb

A homemade firecracker that makes an M-80 sound like a cap gun

I threw a co2 bomb down the toilet of the other teams satellite at the high school football game

16👍 11👎

M-80

A step up from a cherry bomb but not nearly as cool as a co2

I threw an M-80 at that preppie and blew his leg open

19👍 48👎

sidewinder

the unknown who wrote sidewinder is second rate and doesent want to cause anyone too much trouble

I left MY sidewinder in the sink and then shut off the water at the valves under the sink and took the handles

1👍 18👎

nascar

Id like to see a motorcycle do zero to 100 MPH in one second like an NHRA funny car

You just dont give up do you sarcomax

14👍 123👎

Nitro

Its what the NHRA uses in their funny cars and dragsters

CH3NO2 is about $45 a gallon and these nuclear thunderstormers burn 12 gallons in 4.75 seconds

8👍 173👎

nhra

People that race funny cars and dragsters are the most hardcore drivers in the the world.
They dont care if they live or die they just DONT CARE!

Driving an indy or winston cup car down the dragstrip WOULD be easy because their not designed for acceleration and they only have 800 to 1200 HP
You have to fight a dragster to keep it going straight and that 6000 HP can be heard from 7 miles away (I always stand at the starting line only 50 feet away from the eyeball rattling retch and my ears just take a beating)

48👍 7👎