Chilly Willy

The most iconic building on the Chicago skyline, the Chilly Willy stands at a towering 108 stories.
Was formerly known as the Sears Tower, but became dubbed the Chilly Willy after Sears sold the tower to the Willis Group, a British insurance brokerage, much to the dismay of the new owners.

Friend 1: Hey Dawg, want to go down to the Sears Tower Skydeck tonight?
Friend 2: Didn't you hear? Sears sold the tower, it's officially the Chilly Willy now.
Guy 1: Hey, how long is the line to the skydeck?
Willis Group Employee: Excuse me, I believe you meant to ask how long the line is to the WILLIS tower.
Guy 1: Hah, Chilly Willy
Willis Group Employee: Please don't call it that

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