girlfriend dad

The paternal father of the girlfriend. Specifically, one that has been caught in a major drug sting.

Dudeman: "Did you see Eric girlfriend dad?"

Other Dudeman: "Yeah! Thirty pounds of dro!"

Dudeman: "Eric girlfriend dad!!"

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fatasfuck

Pronouced as all one word. It is commonly used to describe someone who is morbidly obese.

Dudeman: "Did you see Eric's girlfriend last night?"

Other Dudeman: "Yeah, she was fatasfuck!"

Dudeman: "Fatasfuck! Lol! EGD!!"

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