millister

millister a person stuck between being a millennial and a hipster

Me: dude i found out my brother is a millister.
friend: what the fuck is a millister?
Me: a millister is a person who frequently wears a romper, smokes a vap pen, plays with a fidget spinner whilst sporting a man bun and a lumber jack style beard

cat person

someone (generally a woman) over 30, not married, living with multiple cats, they love cats, they believe their part cat, they swear their spiritual animal is a cat, they smoke cat nip and eat cat ass

friend: so I've been seeing this person Ash
Me: bro I've heard their a cat person

Friend: is that a bad thing?
Me: i guess not unless you like the sound of a cat while ur fucking, or the constant puring, or the non understanding of there's only two genders and the fact a animal is not part of either gender

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two-legged twatwaffle

A Two-legged twatwaffle is a stupid bar skank with a std

Yo Bro, look at this chick i picked up
Dude! Brad thats a two-legged twatwaffle
Next morning: Brad "why does it burn when i pee"

Cuntberry

Bet that fat bitch is a cuntberry

Bro you see that fat bitch?
Bro: ya?
Bet she a cuntberry, a fat ass bitch being a cuntberry tho she has no reason to be picky