Thomas

Thomas's are individuals who say they live in the middle of the country, but in reality live 10 minutes from the city. Thomas's are highly efficient in sober sniping. Thomas's always take take advantage of the situation regardless of age or gender. They are usually found getting "Drunk" off of 3 twisted teas while sitting in a corner, waiting for his pray. Very smart and often find jobs in the software development field. Little man but has a big personality and humungous calfs. Also little woods are most common.

Friend 1- Hey I woke up in a strangers bed this morning not sure how I got there.

Friend 2- It sounds like you were sober sniped
Friend 1- God damn it Thomas I'm only 12!

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