dumpkin

1. carve a pumpkin with a sad expression on it.
2. defecate inside said carved pumpkin.
3. place newly created DUMPKIN on/in/or around another person's porch, steps, or house.

"hey harry, why does you pumpkin look so sad?"
"oh, this ol dumpkin? it's because i took a shit in it."

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