50statepiss

A goal or journey undertaken where one endeavors to piss on all 50 of the United States.

Guy 1: The wolf just pissed on your shoe, that means it's his now.
Guy 2: So what; I've completed my 50StatePiss. That means this whole country belongs to me.

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lifejacket

When a chick comes up behind you, clothed or unclothed, and her boobs rest over your shoulders and around your neck resembling an emergency life-vest.

While trapped in a cave, Grant stayed alive by falling asleep in the security and warmth of his best friend's lifejacket; even though it was a little gay.

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