chicken monkey

any small animal that is fun to play with.

where is the chicken monkey?
or
our chicken monkey is playing with the kids.

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bitchjack

v. To swipe, plunder, or otherwise take that which one does not have rightful ownership of, yet is not attended to so the crime will most likely go unpunished.

I bitchjacked my friend's seat while he was taking a whiz.

THIS IS NOT HOW ITS USED::: The robber was convicted of bitchjacking a bank's money.

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Clingers

Person/People that hangs around someone (usually a hot chick) all the time in an attempt to get a date, number, ITM, etc.

Man look at all those clingers trying to walk that hot chick to class!

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PC Load Letter

Awful and older instruction from a lazer printer reminding the user to add letter sized copy paper into the machine. Popularized by the movie Office Space.

The printer ran out of paper and blinked "PC Load Letter" at me, and I had no idea what it meant.

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Too Good

1.) An uppity bitch
2.) Not wanting to go out somewhere, hang out, or answer the phone.

1.) Man that bitch is just too good.
2.) Fuck you too good mother fucker, too good to come to lunch.

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