quakertown high school

you only hear about it once in a while on the news. for ya know, being racist, bomb threats, etc. where you will be lit on fire if the name pennridge leaves your mouth, yet almost everyone dated someone from there. where every bathroom is either locked, flooded, or hotboxed. where the chef’s room is almost lit ablaze everyday. where the freshman locker pod is a place where only the truly desperate go. where you lose track of how many pregnant sophomores you’ve passed in a day. but for some reasons, the students love it there.

“have you ever seen that hot, humble guy from quakertown high school?”
“no, i don’t believe in fairytales jessica”

strayer middle school

a strip club, but for minors. the only place where doors to the bathrooms don’t exist so the whole school ends up getting hot boxed. where every girl thinks that they’re hot by wearing shorts that show half their ass. where guys think that shoving underclassmen in the lockers is ‘top comedy’. but watch your step. there is the vsco girl’s moldy dunkin’ donuts on the ground. where being suicidal is trendy and having mental disorders makes you “quirky”.

“bro you went to strayer middle school?”
“yo stop i have ptsd from that place”