wear the beard

To perform oral sex on a woman; eat hairy pie

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gentleman's relish

A polite term for jizz, such as might be used by society folk at a tea party.

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cathedral

Describing an oversized vagina. To the owner one could remark “By goodness! My organ’s never played in a cathedral this size before”.

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jam rag

tampon; sanitary towel

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five against one

A very one sided but none-the-less enjoyable game of wrestling in which Madame Palm and her five sisters attempt to strangle Kojak . The game ends when you make the bald man cry.

Aren't euphemisms great :)

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LRF

Low Resolution Fox
A woman who looks great from a distance, but when examined closer to, is revealed to be an absolute pig

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deck

turntables for vinyl records.
DJs couldn't live without their decks.
Technics 1210s for preference.

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