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wear the beard

To perform oral sex on a woman; eat hairy pie

by cracky March 2, 2003

12πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


cathedral

Describing an oversized vagina. To the owner one could remark Γ’Β€ΒœBy goodness! My organҀ™s never played in a cathedral this size beforeҀ.

by cracky March 2, 2003

145πŸ‘ 71πŸ‘Ž


gentleman's relish

A polite term for jizz, such as might be used by society folk at a tea party.

by cracky March 2, 2003

181πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


gusset typist

A woman who masturbates. Also gusset pianist. As in Γ’Β€ΒœIҀ™ve heard she plays the gusset pianoҀ.

by cracky March 2, 2003

985πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž


Horse Knuckles

The male equivalent of the female Camel Toes (i.e. when a man wears the crotch of his pants so high and/or tight that the seam splits, strangles and displays his genitals)

Eww, that guy is rocking those pants so tight he's got a raging case of horse knuckles.

by cracky April 26, 2005

17πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


apache

Sex without a condom; riding bare back

by cracky March 2, 2003

20πŸ‘ 58πŸ‘Ž


camp as a row of pink tents

someone who appears to be incredibly, stereotypically gay

by cracky March 2, 2003

54πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž