mush cock

A term created by my cousin and me. This is a noun describing the condition of a man's erect penis, only it is soft and mushy in the erect state. This is NOT like whiskey dick, because the man in this case is completely sober, he is just born this way (sadly).

Girlfriend one: "The guy I hooked up with was so bad in bed, I could barely feel him in me, he had mush cock"
Girlfriend two: "Word"

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pseudo-dykes

This is a term I created to describe the retarded girls in bars who pretend to be lesbians (i.e. kissing, making-out and floor fucking with each other) just to get the guys to look at them.
Latin pseudo meaning fake and Old Normand dyke meaning a woman who likes other women.

Me - "Look at those pathetic pseudo-dykes trying to get attention!"
Guy I am talking to - "Umm what? I am distracted by the chicks making out."

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