toenus

A toenus (toes) is the children of your feetus (feet), you kneenus is they’re great uncle! we like knees.

“oh my goodness, you have such a shmexc toenus!”

fiddlebob

fiddlebob is when you give birth to a child and put it through the misery of giving it a stupid ass name like ‘fiddlebob’

“look it’s fiddlebob! i’d like to fiddle-with-you-bob”

bootom

A special extra toe on your leg that can be coursed by stubbing on a bin or wall. it will look like a thick peace of hair on your foot.

“wow, you have a really big bootom! you should get that checked out!”