Ians

Ians is a word that can be used in my different situations. It can be used in place of another word if you are not sure what to say or even if you are. It is an amazing word that can be used pretty much any time anywhere.

It can also be used as an insult (see examples)

Some people may not be familiar with this term but it is growing in popularity amoung young people in the south of england.

'allright u fucking ians'

'you're an ian head'

'Get your ians out'

'Thanks ian'

'I havnt been doing much today, just being an ian'

If 2 people meet in the street the converstaion may go something like...

Man 1: "Ians" *nods*
Man 2: "Ians" *nods back*

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Wicked Phone

This term originated from a TV advert in september/october 2009, where a teacher takes a phone off a pupil and then says the legendary line... wicked phone.

This has come a common phrase in many south east towns. The way you say wicked phone is very important and to imitate the advert is crutial in getting it correct.

You need to emphesise and elongate the i in wicked more than you normally would.

It can be used when something is really good and you want to express how good it is.

Examples:

Man 1 "i just got an A in my Maths A-level"
Man 2 "ahh wicked phone! well done!"

Man 1 "I nailed Suzie last nite!"
Man 2 "wicked phone, she has massive tits!!"

Man 1 "have you seen my new phone?"
Man 2 "Thats a wicked phone"

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