al dente

alternative name for a semi-erection.

An al dente dick

Not too hard, not too soft, just right.

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mad scientist

When you've crammed so much for a test that you constantly repeat the facts you studied in your head, even after you've stopped studying.

You think about it while eating, while in the bathroom, while talking to your friends, while trying to go to bed, even in your dreams.

friend 1: I studied so hard for that bio test, I can't think about anything else. I've thought about the definition for homeostasis in my head repeatedly since yesterday.

friend 2: Woah, dude you've gone mad scientist.

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