Obama

1. To blame George W. Bush and/or Republicans for any problem you encounter, regardless of how long you've had to correct or avoid that problem.

2. To be 50% white, 43% Arab, and 7% African, and raised to be priviledged and wealthy, then pretend to be black and empathetic for peasants.

3. One who golfs and vacations during times of economic duress, in hopes that the economy will fix itself after 18 holes and a swim.

4. The only infallible president, worshipped as a supernatural being.

1. "I was going to pay the cable bill, but Bush eats babies."

2. "He's such an Obama."

3. "Stock market crash? Let's make like Obama."

4. Man 1: "I disagree with Obama."
Man 2: "Blasphemer! Racist!"
*Man 1 is struck by lightning and subsequently reduced to a pile of ashes. Man 2 pisses on Man 1's ashes, returns home, and makes a sacrifice to his Obama shrine (a white goat, since killing a black goat is racist).*

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