Alley Oop

A song by the Hollywood Argyles about the character from the long-running comic strip. Happens to be the toughest man there is alive, also wears skins from a wildcat's hide.

That Alley Oop, he's the king of the Jungle Jive!

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Windbreaker

Anyone who breaks wind, either accidently or intentionally, e.g. for competitive purposes.

Shortly after a meal of sauerkraut, beans and beer, I turn into a real windbreaker

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Vag blaster

A particularly powerful pussy fart that causes the vag owner either pain, arousal or embarrassment in the extreme.

I let go a pussy fart after Jim fucked me and I had an Vag blaster orgasm better than he's given me!

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Uncle Dumpling

A legendary, but definitely not imaginary, elf who leaves dumps for good little children who believe

I reached into my underpants and Uncle Dumpling left me a surprise!!

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Uratorium

A fancy name for a washroom. Use when trying to impress a date with high-falutin language. You are also allowed to shit there
by the way.

"Excuse me, dear, I have to go have a piss in the uratorium."

Bald budgie

The head of an uncircumcised, usually erect, human penis, so named due to the similiarity in shape with a Budgerigar (parakeet)

Man, I gotta remember to wear underwear, my bald budgie is chaffed and raw from the rubbing!

dungaree

A pair of pants, generally denim, which the wearer has filled the seat area with dung.

Bill: What's that shit-like odor?

Jill: I'm sorry I have had a dung in my dungarees!

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