Uncle Dumpling

A legendary, but definitely not imaginary, elf who leaves dumps for good little children who believe

I reached into my underpants and Uncle Dumpling left me a surprise!!

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Windbreaker

Anyone who breaks wind, either accidently or intentionally, e.g. for competitive purposes.

Shortly after a meal of sauerkraut, beans and beer, I turn into a real windbreaker

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