Show Choir

1.) a flock of entitled little brats who all think they're gonna end up on Broadway or in Hollywood, but in reality about 25% of them have voices that don't make you want to die.

2.) a group of petty girls who have the attitude of a twelve-year-old and the orange skin of a fifty-year-old, and throw in a few closeted boys who hit on aforementioned girls to make it look like they aren't flaming as fuck.

3.) a choir run by teachers who don't actually teach the popp-y shit music and instead just collect an outrageous amount of money to do jack shit

4.) literally the most cancerous extra-curricular. Go get voice lessons instead. Show choir is hell.

"I wanna be a successful musician! I think I'm gonna join my high school's show choir!"
"Don't do that unless you really want to lose forty hours a week, all your Saturdays, and all of your friends."

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